Saving the World: One Sock at a Time

Above the Law
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To All Safe Citizens,

I apologize for not having been more forthcoming with this, but I have been moonlighting as a crime fighter. This might come as a surprise to the majority of you all, but I do put the welfare of the citizens before my own. The evildoers in this world must be brought to justice.

In fact, my specialty is the Laundry Department. More specifically, I hunt down the “sock bandits”, you know, the monsters that live in the dryer and always steal a single sock. Yes, they are a nasty bunch, as dangerous as they are confusing-I mean, what can you do with a single sock? The mind reels. It’s not a pretty job, but someone has to deal with these bizarre perpetrators, and that someone just so happens to be me-Deputy Sockman.

So until I write next, which shall be from Sin City, I remain, keeping feet warm all through out the world,
Deputy Sockman