The Rice Boys: Austin Boston

Austin
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Name: Austin Connor Rice
Nicknames: Connor, Condor, A-U-S, Austin Boston, Austin Man (He prefers to be called Austin Connor)
Age: 6
Height: ??
Weight: 67 lbs.
Favorite Joke: What do you call two banana peels? A pair of slippers.

-What would be your most desired profession, if time, money, and talent were no object?
An artist.
-What sound or noise do you love?
Um… Chinese Music.
-If heaven does indeed exist, what would you like God to say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Anything. As long as it’s good.
-What are you afraid of?
Tarantulas. Black widows. Poison.
-Besides your parents, who has helped you the most in your life?
Bill.
-Where do you feel safest?
At my house.
-If you could have any super power, what would it be?
A force field, since it’s the safest.
-What turns you off the most?
When people bother me.
-If you could build anything, what would it be?
A medium, red, yellow, orange, and blue house with not that many windows.
-What do you feel is your strongest attribute?
My legs, or maybe my hands.
-What do you look for most in a potential husband/wife?
Kindness.
-What is the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
Get dressed, and eat supper. Or whatever it is.
-If you could have lunch with anyone person, living or dead, real or fictitious, who would it be and why?
Caroline. My friend kindergarten class. She’s kind. And she is a girl.
What is your favorite word?
God.
-Where do you see yourself in five years?
Swimming or doing art. Not at the same time.
-And finally, why do you consider Michael to be the best big brother in the world?
Because he helps me. (“Is that it?”) Wait, I know. Because you play with me.
-Is there anything else you’d like to say about yourself?
Anything about myself? (“Yes. Anything.”) Just one thing: That I’m good at doing art.