The Rice Boys: Old Blue Eyes

Scary John
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Name: John Michael Rice
Nickname: Old Blue Eyes, Johnny Sama, Michael Michael,
Height: ?? (the tallest, barely!)
Weight: Less than 100 lbs.

Favorite Joke: Knock knock. Who's there? Austin Connor Blue Eyes Rice. (This makes little sense outside of the triplet world, but let me assure you, to them it is hilarious!)

-What would be your most desired profession, if time, money, and talent were no object?
I want to not be anything and just go to Chucky Cheese everyday. That I’m saving my money for. I might have 5,000 tickets.
-What sound or noise do you love?
I like when people sing Happy Birthday.
-If heaven does indeed exist, what would you like God to say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
I want him to say “Do you want to have a power that you like?” (“What
does that mean?”) That means He is going to give me the power that I
like.
-What are you afraid of?
I don’t know. But there is one thing… Someone killing me. Because
I want to last until I’m an old man and die. I’m only six, which isn’t
even twenty.
-Besides your parents, who has helped you the most in your life?
That’s a tricky question. My teddy bear.
-Where do you feel safest?
At my home.
-What do you say when you get angry?
I don’t say anything. All I do is make a mean face, and my brothers
panic.
-What upsets you the most?
Hmm. That’s a tricky one. Austin and Bill when they do something
mean.
-If you could build anything, what would it be?
I would build Chucky Cheese tokens.
-If you could change any one thing about yourself, what would it be?
It would be too be a free person to go to Chucky Cheese.
-What do you feel is your strongest attribute?
My strongest thing is climbing.
-What do you look for most in a potential husband/wife?
She does two things. The first one is to be good. Second, to be kind.
-If you could have any super power, what would it be?
It would be to fly. (“What would you do if you could fly?”) I would go
to Lexy’s house everyday.
-If you could have lunch with anyone person, living or dead, real or fictitious, who would it be and why?
Lexy. Because, well, she always tells me that she wants to marry me.
-What is your favorite word?
Chucky Cheese.
-Finally, is there anything you’d like to say about yourself?
That I have a loving heart. But let’s do one more question. (“Ok then. What is your favorite thing about your family?”) That they love me. Also, that they kiss me. They care for me. They love me. They don’t hate me.