The Rice Boys: Bill the Pill

Bill
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Name: William Davis Rice (Bill)
Nicknames: Sweet Potato, Pancake, Bill the Pill
Height: 49 inches
Weight: 65 lbs.

Favorite Joke: Knock knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange’t you glad I didn’t say banana.

-What would be your most desired profession, if time, money, and talent were no object?
A builder and a designer. I would build houses.
-What sound or noise do you love?
The sound of nature.
-If heaven does indeed exist, what would you like God to say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
That he loves me.
-What are you afraid of?
A komodo dragon.
-Besides your parents, who has helped you the most in your life?
God.
-Where do you feel safest?
Home.
-What is your favorite curse word?
-What turns you off the most?
Fighting.
-If you could build anything, what would it be?
Statues of my mother and father. I could carve them out of wood.
-If you could change any one thing about yourself, what would it be?
It would be my nose. It has crusties and I don’t like it!
-What do you feel is your strongest attribute?
My talents, which are designing and building.
-What is your favorite subject to study in school?
Science, because I like doing science activities.
-If you could have any superpower what would it be?
To make people fall down. Make people faint so that I can run away.
-What do you look for most in a potential husband/wife?
That she’s a nice mom.
-If you could have lunch with anyone person, living or dead, real or fictitious, who would it be and why?
My Dad, because I love him and he takes care of me.
-What is your favorite word?
William. Other than that, David. (Editors Note: David is pronounced in
Spanish. Also, during the interview, he pushed Austin and called him a
“bad bucket of boots”, which is my new favorite word)
-Finally, is there anything else you’d like to say about yourself?
That I love God. (“What else?”) I love my parents.