Why Does Everyone Hate That Pirates Try to Steal?

Good artists borrow, great artists steal. That's all I'm saying. Moriah, you really are the best.

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"Mysterious" outtakes from the week (as Jessie would call them)

At small group last week, during prayer time:

Laurel: Steph, do you have any prayer requests?
Steph: Yeah, well.. this week, I got pulled over by a cop.
Everyone: (concerned) Oh, no! What happened? Did you get a ticket?
Steph: Yeah, for having guns in the car! (flexes)
Everyone: not knowing whether to laugh or be mad