The following is a real conversation which took place last night during sunset, as we explored... a graveyard. Names have been omitted to protect the innocent (read: guilty, tasteless, shameful).
Person 1: “Oh wow. Look at that hole in the ground in front of the tombstone.”
Person 2: “Maybe he’s trying to escape. He got his hand out!”
Person 3: “Or maybe a gofer lives down there. A rib cage would make an awesome nest.”
Person 2: “Push pass... oooh-oooh!”
Alas, I couldn’t make this stuff up, even if I tried.
11 comments:
wow. thats bad mw.
Michael, that was horrible. I also wanted to tell you that as I was packing I found your "Felicity" DVD. No, Jessie and I never finished it.
<3, Anna
This has nothing to do with what you wrote on your blog, but I just wanted to tell you that we missed you today at Mike's birthday party. Donny came in and he showed a video he made of Mike. We had a lot of fun and missed having you here. Love, Grams
Wait...
Why were you in a graveyard?
Yea, Michael, why?
what kind of sicko's would do something like that??
We were exploring. It was all in the name of oldfashioned scientific research.. Ahem, might I remind you that I'm an antrhopologist? And Dawn's right... why DID we wait so long... We were putting the FUN back in FUNeral.
AND CAT-you should've been there.. no anime, but it was sweet!
Niki,
I knooooow.
I bet it was, graveyards sure are cool. Actualy, they creep me out.
Next time, let me know your going off on an escapade and I'll be there.
Fall 2005.
I'll mark my calander.
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