13 Across.

Last night we (Ethan, Mike C. and I) watched Bush make several carefully prepared and practiced declarative sentences. If Yale had only offered reading, perhaps he would have earned more than the 'Gentlemen C'.

The best part, however, was the crowd. We were convinced, due to the dull, downward, and disorientated gaze of many senators that a crossword puzzle was being passed around. Perhaps left over from Sundays New York Times.

Old white men's faces reddened as they all struggled.

13 across. 5 words. Muslim Holy War.

They just. Can't. Get it.