From Ryan With Love

Nikki, Dawn, Megan, Jess... what were we thinking??

Man I love the big salad. By now we all know this much: the eggs, the ham, the pepperoni. Oh how the vegetarians are missing out! Becca makes a mean big salad but I'm duty bound to state my moms is not too shabby either.

And therein lies a fundamental question: Must a young man claim his wifes cooking supremacy, or his moms? That is the question of the young 20-something. I'll have to consult the "How to Not Get Yourself in Serious Trouble Handbook" on this one. Stay tuned.

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It's so funny how reality and fiction are blurred by pop culture. I mean, we all relate ourselves to the heroes in the movies--all guys think they're Superman in some way or another. And what girl hasn't thought of herself as Baby in Dirty Dancing or Reese in Legally Blonde? That's what I thought.

But then it goes too far. Example: Derek's complete and total transition into Seth.

Seriously, I think I'm going to get home and go over and ask, "Where's Sandy?? I hope Kirsten isn't cooking tonight! Let's have a bagel." And the saddest part is that I'll surely be wearing a wife-beater.