Snow Falls in Cincinnati: Purchase A Song

For five dollars, anyone who reads this, regardless of nationality, age, gender, and sexual orientation, can buy a song, written by me for five dollars. I'm trying to raise money to do perhaps the craziest thing ever: Fly a friend, who I barely know but am smitten for, to Ohio. It's ambitious, far flung, and perhaps foolish. That's what makes it so great you see!

So, please email requests to michaelwrice@gmail.com (along with credit card numbers, don't forget date of expiration now) and I will write you a song. This, folks, is your one chance in life to do something great and get a nice melody* in return.

Give it some heavy thought. We have some heavy snows; it falls on Cincinnati.

*I use the term "melody" quite loosely; in fact, as many will tell you, I sound better slightly out of tune



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