Cold, stagnant, murky marsh I fell in while trying to chase down some sort of large swimming rodent in front of nearly 15 girls including an ex-girlfriend and in the process covering myself with slime, mud, and god knows what else in 40 degree weather: 1
Michael: 0
(Although I can only imagine that from a distance the whole unfortunate episode looked like a bad production of Pride and Prejudice, me the chivalrous Mr. Darcy sacrificing myself for Elizabeth ((played beautifully by Marisa the Kissa)), the Christmas lights, like a thousand sparkling eyes of the nights sparkled and watched, indifferent, while human affairs played out their follies)
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Michael, if it was a large swimming rodent, I bet it was a nutria rat, they were introduced in Texas from Brazil in South America in 1938. For a while they ate elephant Ear, an exotic species that took over the banks of the San Marcos River, and the nutria ate it for a while, and now the nutria feasts on Texas Wild Rice, an endangered species ONLY found in the San Marcos River. So it's too bad that you didn't catch the nutria, cause then you coulda killed it. It is ok to kill them as long as you eat it, but we do need to get rid of them. well see ya out at Enchanted Rock. later man
it was a nutria rat michael, remeber I told you all about them on my boat tour at Aquarena Center. later man
sorry, i thought the first one didn't post for some reason, so i posted another one. oh well, see ya later man
Yes, it was beautiful. Thanks so much Mr. Darcy for saving me from the nutria rat and the murky marsh waters.
Yours truly,
Elizabeth
Our love,
There are simply no words to express...
infinite hugs from Anna, as many kisses as possible from Jessie, and at least one high five miss from Moriah
913-779-1969 - anytime!
M-Rock,
Anything for you my dear sweet Elizbeth. I pretty much saved your life, so yeah.
Yours,
M-Town
JAM House,
Thanks for dinner. You girls are three of the brightest lights of my life. And heck yeah on that high-five miss. :)
Michael
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