Quotable Quotes

“All great deeds and all great thoughts have a ridiculous beginning. Great works are often born on a street corner or in a restaurant's revolving door.”

Was Albert Camus right when he said this? Perhaps. The weekend, certainly full of ridiculous events and dubious revelations has come to a solemn end. A few quotes of my own from the past 48 hours:

“I often find myself attracted to unattractive girls. They have a certain measure of uniqueness, an unfinished quality about them. Beautiful girls are always beautiful in the same way; if you’ve seen one, you’ve seen all.”

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“Right, right. So we’ll go up to the seventh floor of the library during finals week and bring a guitar and drums. Then we’ll start playing ‘Fresh Prince of Belair’ as loud as possible. We’ll have CRU people strategically positioned and they will stand up and start dancing. Of course we’ll be thrown out but it’s so worth it.

And Sean, that brings up a good point. I’ve been thinking about the future of CRU. The focus really needs to shift. It needs to be more centered around the glorification of our absurd antics. That and being really, really, ridiculously good looking.”

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“So I spent the night drinking Jamaican beer and watching Trekies II. Which is to say it was one of the best evenings of my life.”

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“As soon as the guy started doing triceps pushdowns Sean comes and sits down right behind him and playing the bongos to the rhythm of his workout. The guy is generally upset and asks Sean to leave.”

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“When someone needs a makeover I simply have to take over… I’ll teach you the perfect poise when you flirt with boys, little ways to flirt and flounce.” (This was sung, on one knee, to two Asian men wearing pajamas in a game of truth or dare at midnight, thus adding confusion to their already confused state)

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“Let’s kill the killer. Throw a blanket over his head when he runs by.”