So at some point I will need to start paying this man rent money for living in his shadow. But until that day, keep letting the computer machine steal your life and try the following:
1) Go to www.google.com
2) Type in "your name needs", and when I say, "your name", type....well, your own name bestowed upon you by your parents. First name only.
3) Type out the results.
The astute list which turned up for me is downright frightening. It would be exhaustive if only it included "Michael needs to worry less about his hair." Now that would be freaky...
1. Michael' needs a bit more flesh.
2. Michael needs dependable adults in his life.
3. Michael needs open lines of communication.
4. Michael needs close ups of the face that are well lit.
5. Michael needs to leave the security of his personal isolation.
6. Michael needs to focus on new trends and how the music industry has changed.
7. Michael needs parents who will make him the integral member of the family.
8. Michael needs photographs of both sides of the animal.
9. Michael needs our support.
7 comments:
I like #1 the most :)
my name didnt work :( well im at cafe artist sitting across from justin from kava kanes and he has no idea who i am. and he is not in biker uniform. he always liked you best:) he played the best bagpipes! happy day to you!Sarah
My number one need, according to Google -- A CAR!
that's a little weird.
Michael does need to worry less about his hair - or rather, stop pretending to worry so much about his hair!
Dawn needs a reality check.. Dan needs a car... Is google the voice of reason??
Last comment: Don't let my secret (that I don't care That much about my hair) get out!
Anna needs to be excused from class today, a fan club, a feeling of success, to rebuild her confidence, and...that's as far as I'm going to go.
The Daily Rice fan club is always accepting applications...
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