Seriously, I will have to start paying this guy rent money for living in his shadow. Until that day comes, in honor of Myles Werntz, do the following:
FIVE THINGS I…
Like, and should:
1) Marisa’s Eyebrows
2) Jazz
3) Bragging about my family
4) My Jeep, a modern miracle on wheels
5) Literature at 2am
Like, and shouldn’t:
1) Existential philosophy
2) Snooping
3) Cursing like a sailor
4) Posing for pictures that aren’t being taken
5) Telling anyone wearing a backpack or studying to “Lighten up; this isn’t Yale.”
5a) Looking at picture seen above
Don’t like, but should:
1) 242 Groups
2) Tomatoes
3) Raunchy humor
4) The south
5) Blue Like Jazz
Don’t Like, and Shouldn’t
1) Facebook
2) Racial jokes
3) Any poetry not by William Carlos Williams
4) Sloppy bike riders on campus
5) My current relationship with Corrie
5a) Tex-Mex
5b) David Spade, Carrot Top
3 comments:
Come on now, Tex-Mex is pretty cool.
I'm glad Im on the like, and should, and I'm sorry about your dont likes and shouldn't....
John, You've crossed an "indelible line (was drawn)"
Marmar,
You'll always be on the like! Also, I forgot to mention the push pass and jumping whenever you catch it.
M_Town
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