At the gym, waiting for Dan to change into his swimsuit so we can meet everyone at Five Mile dam, I'd like to make a few observations in regards to the weight room.
To the puffed up frat guys wearing stringy tank tops so as to show their (quite possibly pierced) nipples...
WHAT WE ALREADY UNDERSTAND:
1) We all know that "you tore it up at the square last night."
2) We also know that, what with the hangover and all, you "feel like shit today."
3) And we don't need to read your shirt to know that "Kicking ass is business and business is good."
WHAT WE WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND:
1) Just like you, we still have no idea what your tattoo, which is in Chinese for some stupid reason, means.
2) What you are trying to compensate for with your big, big, (oh so big!) muscles.
3) In a very general sense, WHY?
5 comments:
I get this one Prof,
Yo know I see fat people at the gym all the time, but they never work out. Why are they there?
No kidding! I guess just inhaling the same air as the fit people it will work. It's like aerobic osmosis. I heart bon bon.
M
I can't tell you how often I think these exact same thoughts (as the ones in the blog, not the ones above as I see plenty of fat people working) while I'm in the weight room. The only people the frat daddies are impressing is each other.
But they are SO impressed. Mission accomplished...
lol
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