My newest poem for nobody:
Your kiss
is as good as bye.
The fracture in my upper tooth, which shattered the posterior side of it, missed the nerve by a millimeter of a millimeter (after a face plant into a metal trampoline bars). This is good news for me and the dentist filled it earlier today. The gash on my chin, on the other hand, is another story altogether...
My Dad meets with President Bush tomorrow to discuss this and that, and perhaps a game of chinese checkers. Good news for him and the Chinese...
An information board discussing condoms (history, usage, safety precautions) has been placed directly outside of my second home, Bexar Hall room 240. If anyone needs information about selecting the right size, I'm your guy (strictly for information of course). JP, who lives with me at my other home, continues to bring me pamphlets from the health center about vaginitis and urinary tract infections. This is not good news for me, since anything concerning the urethra and its functions seriously freaks me out...
Megan got to make out with the other Michael this weekend in Houston. I on the other hand am going on my eigth month of a kissing drought. Hard times, hard times. This is generally bad news for all...
10 comments:
eight months, try 20 years :D
I'm so glad I'm on the side tab! I feel very accomplished, and that i have to keep my entries to a higher standard now; being on your side tab and all. Tell your dad to tell Bush i said "hey".
Girls I bet both of yall, 21 years! holler! Mykull I think that makes you an offical member of the DLC since you've gone 8 months. congrats! -Mar
When writing do you even consider that your mom reads these? This condom talk has got to be ground for winning the best son award.
C
PS that's a joke
I am TOTALLY in the DLC. I received my membership card earlier this summer from Corrie and have been proudly carrying it ever since. There's something to be said for it...
Who is C? Is that Corrie? I'll have you know my mom is my biggest fan. It's just a condom folks.
Oh, and Moriah, your blog is already awesome! Everyone knows this! Just keep doin what you've been doin. :)
Very impressed that your dad is meeting the president!
Not as impressed that you busted your face on the trampoline. I'm so jaded now. I had thought you were the be all end all of trampoline jumping, after the amazing leaping over the jump rope you did when I was there. No I don't know what to think. My world has been shattered.
John,
Well let me promise upcoming redemption. I also fell pretty bad at the party while attempting leap over stacked chairs. It was nightmarish, and my vanity is bruised more than my leg or face. The following months will be rebuilding ones and please, please bear with me.
Tearfully,
M-Town
Don't worry friend - I will be here until you regain the ability to jump over random crap again.
We are better friends for it. Jumpropes, chairs, shopping carts--watch out. That's all I'm saying about that.
Thankfully,
Michael
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