Remove Children From Room, Make Sure You're Sitting, and Feast Your Eyes

I'm sitting in the Centennial computer lab, wiping sweat from my forehead when Denise walks up behind me. Flustered, I scramble to minimize the internet browser which just so happens to contain this website and immediately begin making excuses as to why I'm looking at the website (someone left it open) and the sweating (it's so hot in this damn building), neither of which are remotely true. Denise stares at me blankly and mutters, "That's hot." I start to feel better.

**

So I got my camera back last night from Austin, after having left it at his BBQ party on Saturday. Handing it back, he smiled strangely and remarked, "Now Michael, some of these pictures are for your eyes only." And boy was he right.

I replied assuringly, "Of course man. Of course."

And by "Of course man" I mean "no way man, whatever pictures you got on here are going on the internet." Naturally.

Brace yourself.