Today will be a round table discussion featuring our three distinguished guests, Ausin (A), Bill (B) and John (J), respectively. The moderator, both in a literal and figurative sense, will be myself, which is to say Michael Warren Rice (M).
Me: Ok boys, what would you like to talk about--Austin. AUSTIN! Get off that! Someone get me a pillow. (pause) Ok, well again, what would we like to talk about? Bill come HERE!
B: When are we going to go wrestling? Michael, Michael, when are we going to wrestle please?
M: Later today.
J: How do you get on this blog? (John begins running away as quickly as possible)
A: Our brother Michael is here.
M: Am I the best brother in the world?
A: Yes you are.
M: Anything else?
A: That's all.
J: Beep, beep! (Pushes Austin out of the way) How do you get on this blog anyway?
M: I'm writing everything you say.
J: Man that hurts!
M: Do you have any girlfriends right now John?
J: Yes I do. Nana, Lexi, Marisa the Kissa, Corrie, Kayla, Cameron.
A: Well how many girlfriends do you have actually?
J: Oh good question. This is how many girls I have. I have a billion, a thousand, a trillion, and fifty seven eight.
M: How about you Austin? How many do you have?
A: I have friends but not girlfriends.
M: Good call. Girls can be trouble, huh?
A: (laughing)
J: No girls can not be trouble. I don't have one boyfriend. All girlfriends.
B: I have friends that are boys and girls. Can I tell you their names?
M: Sure.
B: Kayla, Maverick, Mikey, and Bailey.
M: Is it just me, or do kids have strange names these days?
A: Cool blog. We all have friends.
J: I have so many girlfriends that I don't even know how many I have. But I only have one friend who is a boy. And I love you Corrie and Marisa the Kissa and the New Girl.
B: Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you my best family friends: Austin, John, my big brother Michael, and Daddy and Mommy. And my best friend in Texas William.
M: Well this concludes our discussion. I think you boys have given us more than enough to think about for the next couple days. It's time... HEY! STOP WRESTLING! BOYS GET OFF THE CHAIR! Time for the pool.
7 comments:
That is, without a doubt, the BEST blog you have ever written.
Well, I'm glad someone liked it :) Don't forget about Big Bend... We are so going!
BFF
I liked it too! Especially the number of girls John has.
Ok, well its official I am addicted. I never thought I could become addicted to a blogg, especially one that belongs to a complete stranger. But alas, I am addicted.
Please play The Next Blog Game! I click on 'Next Blog'. The first 5 English-speaking blogs I come across get a random question which you may or may not wish to answer. You leave your answer as a comment on http://nextbloggame.blogspot.com/. We get to know tons of people around the world and have some fun. Easy. Silly. No hassle. Join in!
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Jenny,
That's nice of you to say. How did you happen upon the Daily Rice? Well, don't get too addicted. Just kidding. Check it EVERY SINGLE DAY! Again, just kidding. Not really. It's called Daily for good reason.
Best,
Michael
Nikki,
Yeah you're right. John has an interesting way of expressing numerical notation.
My-Kull
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