Saturday, July 23, 2005

Last night Lindsey Mikka, my BFF, insisted the entire group watch a horror movie. While we searched Blockbuster for the worst, nastiest, most horrific movie on all the shelves, Austin suggested Man of the House (the one where a washed up Tommy Lee Jones pretends to be a cheerleader, which is to say probably the WORST MOVIE EVER).

I said, "Yes Austin, great choice. There is NOTHING more horrifying than the prospect of watching that film."

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We watched The Exorcist, which on the horror scale pales in comparison to the story you'll find just below... Keep reading.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

BIG BEND OR BUST

MW Rice said...

BFF! We could totally be there right now, hanging out in the mountains... I was ABSOLUTELY serious about going! See you at church.

BFF,
Michael

Anonymous said...

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Check out this sight for the best horror movie ever!

MW Rice said...

Riiiiight.

Anonymous said...

The Exorcist - yuck!

MW Rice said...

yeah, it was pretty lame. Last night we watched Texas Chainsaw Massacre which wasn't too hot either. But lindsey insisted!

Anonymous said...

I absolutely did not. I requested Sixteen candles.

Anonymous said...

I kid you not, the sequel to Monsturd, is RetarDead!