The Penis: Something You Can't Control

There are few things in life that can equal the joy which stems from being an older brother of triplets. Simply put, I have the most original, beautiful, loving, and funny brothers in the world. In a recent email, my mom, aka The Suz, described two recent events. And stuff like this happens all the time.

Email from my Mom:

When I asked Bill what he wanted to choose for "Dad's chess night" (which originally only included a game of chess but has now turned into a bike ride, a trip to Baskin Robbins, science experiments, woodworking projects in the garage and anything else they can think of. I told Dad that one day one of them was going to say, "Well, tonight for my chess night, let's go have a beer and shoot a game of pool!") Anyway, when asked, Bill said, "I haven't decided yet. I've been so busy thinking about my bank account, food and other survival things that I haven't thought much about chess night yet."

And now for a crazy cute one from Austin: The other night we were talking about a boy who had been very rude to some other kids and the boys were wondering why he acted like that. I told them there are many reasons that kids and adults act the way they do and all we can do is control how we react to them. I said, "You can't control other kids." Then Austin replies, seriously and wisely: "I'll tell you something you can't control - your penis, now that's something you can't control." They all agreed and kept on eating. So much for being the only girl in the family!