Sunday, May 22, 2005

Recent Conversation

convo

“I’ve actually never told anyone this, but I grind my teeth at night while sleeping. I’m supposed to wear a night guard.”

“Why don’t you?”

“It’s, ahem, unromantic.”

“Who are you trying to romanticize?”

long silence

“Well, I guess myself.”

I was thinking about this recent conversation and it occurred to me that there is probably nothing more unromantic than a guy who has grinded his teeth away. Unless of course you consider gums romantic.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

that's hot.

MW Rice said...

Yikes... Didn't realize they were men. Well, yes. I suppose I'd say the yellow haired one but then I'd be bald. So, the jury is still out.

Anonymous said...

That's crazy, my sister does the exact same thing in her sleep...but she's not exactly into wooing herself (cough, cough)

Anonymous said...

Why don't you just wear the mouth guard? No big deal. And it saves your teeth.