Take a deep breath my friends, and read on:
Myles said... (in response to my manic depressive social interactions)
or maybe you're just a comic genius. seriously, this is getting really fun to read.
Call me a love sick school girl, but Myles has posted a comment on my blog that has left me reeling. I finally understand what Katrina and the Waves meant in their 1985 hit I’m Walking on Sunshine. It’s as though Lady Grace bent down and kissed my brow, and now I’m just looking for a pair of heat resistant shoes.
Simply put, life is good… (while I’m thrilled to type these vainglorious words, the notion that so much happiness swells inside of me because a guy I’ve never even met typed a grand total of fifteen words, neglecting capitalization even, fills me with so much passion and hope is, admittedly, utterly sad.)
Some of you may have noticed I haven’t been the same as of late, as though something has been missing. It’s true; a large part of my identity has been stripped, as I am without my beloved Nalgene.
Life has become increasingly difficult. Haggardly stumbling about campus, dehydration and resulting dementia praecox causing each misstep, I’ve become, rather anticlimactically, one of those guys who drinks from a Dasani water bottle. Each time it nears my lips I loose my grip or can’t get that tiny opening to my lips and I’m left in a puddle of water cursing Coca-Cola (they make Dasani) for their lousy design wondering where my Nalgene bottle is.
Worse still, it’s difficult to sporadically take handfuls of water and splash them on my hair to achieve a carefully disheveled look. Horror of horrors: my hair is getting fluffy.
7 comments:
i know how much you like him, but your gonna freak him out. what happened to the "electronic shrine" you proposed some time back? but you must be doing something right.
Myles is awesome... He's going to be a great author one day, is already if you count blogging. Anyways, I hope I don't freak him out. I'm trying to land a spot on his sidebar!
Michael
p.s.i like you.
wow, mike, don't make me get a restrainig order. you got the sidebar spot last week, so get some sleep!
myles
Yes! I can die happy!
Fiiiiiiiiinally!
Hey Michael I would like to remind you that Myles isnt just some random guy that you know. Remember you know him from me. In other words your crazy stalker love man crush stuff on him I have to answer for. ;) Oh and also remember that if you ever came to visit you could meet myles.
There's no man crush! I'm slightly exagerating... although we all know he's the coolest. The idea of seeing you both fills me with great fear.
Michael
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