Mouse Clicking Your Way to Miracles

I actually just received this! I swear, I couldn’t even make this stuff up if I tried…

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SUBJECT: 7 SECONDS

"The 7 Second Prayer" Just repeat this prayer and see how God moves!!

"Lord, I love you and I need you, come into my heart, and bless me, my family, my home, and my friends, in Jesus' name. Amen."

Pass this message to 7 people {EXCEPT YOU AND ME}. You will receive a miracle tomorrow. I hope that you don't ignore this. Please let God bless you.
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Is this what things have come to!? Is God to be found at the end of a high speed internet connection, his blessings contingent on a fiber optic cable!? Had CS Lewis lived in the 21st century would he have devoted a chapter to mouse clicking your way to miracles in his book (appropriately titled) Miracles or maybe an entirely separate work!? Either way, it seems safe to say that if you have dial up make sure to ask for that miracle well in advance…