John says:
This is my friend. Her name is Corrie. She is very kind and pretty. I like Corrie and she likes me. Corrie is my favorite friend that I can remember.
John, the perpetual ladies man, has made quick work with Corrie. Perhaps it was his bright blue eyes or his rather unique rendition of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star that captivated her heart, but either way it’s safe to say I’ve been supplanted. Did I mention he is six years old? Well he is.
Last night I had a nightmare that I came to the dinner table only to find John and Corrie mysteriously absent. My mom informs me John took her out for dinner and a movie. “Why would you let him drive my Jeep Mom!!?? He can’t even reach the gas pedal!!”
I wake up in a cold sweat, thankful it was only a dream. Rather tired, I crawl out of bed only to discover my Jeep, along with three phonebooks, is missing.
5 comments:
Corrie has a little brother too. He is cool, awsome, and a beautiful creature. This isn't him. Really.
To the person who wrote about Trevor, who is definitely NOT Trevor, I'd have to say that Corrie has told me much about him. I've heard he tried to auction himself on ebay, which is admirable to say the least. Of course, the $0.11 cent bid leaves something to be desired...
Furthermore, the picture of Trevor writing poetry, while tears stream down his face, is supposedly wonderful. I'd like to see these pictures, and perhaps raise the bidding to $0.14.
Awww! cute pic cor! -Mar
well since im not trevor i had to do a search for those pictures. they are littered all over in www.xanga.com/ugliertrevor . Dont forget his raman noodle party. Hope this helps.
Those pictures are glorious. I'm posting them later tonight. Those pics alone are worth at least a quarter (a piece!). Corrie has a ghetto bootie as well in that pic of her at LSU.
Rice
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