Monday, February 21, 2005

Revolvers and Old Applejack

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Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-Hunter S. Thompson


First, the death of a playwright; now the death of a self proclaimed gonzo journalist. Admittedly, it’s been a disheartening week for us literary types as it now seems Hunter S. Thompson has artistically immortalized himself by way of suicide. One of the few remaining pioneers of (non-fiction) literature, finding himself in the rocks, discovered his ultimate drug of choice: a revolver.

And then came the...
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Last night, on the phone, my mother said these words to me: “Bill has been diagnosed with the mumps.” Really. How does a six year old get the mumps? Did he get it from confederate soldiers as he was working the fields with his cotton gin? I mean really. The mumps. My parents would go for help but an axel broke last week on the wagon and old Applejack has a bum hoof.

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*Here is Bill (in middle) before falling victim to the mumps. This antebelllum photograph was taken just before the Kansas-Nebraska Act of 1854. Young Bill was such an obstinate supporter of Popular Sovereignty.

Moving on...

Good birthday all around. Watched a lot of movies, got a lot of cards/phone calls, good food; overall a success. The gift category was an interesting, let's say, hodgepodge assortment. One of my more, err, interesting birthday presents...
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8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Really, that photo of the rice boys is bill Pre-mumps. I adjusted the size and it messed up his (all our) faces. Times were hard all around..
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Anonymous said...

That looks like the best present ever. How did you get to be so lucky?!
Hope Bill recovers quickly!
**bunny**

Anonymous said...

I do have rather good luck it seems...
mwr

Anonymous said...

omg! I have Moses!! haha ours could totally be friends! -Marisa

Anonymous said...

Jesus - an action hero. Well, he certainly put his love into action and He is the ultimate hero (greater love has no man than to lay down his life for a friend). Jesus, in any form, is a great gift!

MW Rice said...

Marissa,
Does your Moses have rotating arms? Jesus does... He also has rollers on the bottom so that he can roll around. It's very exciting. Today I put him in my bathroom next to the toothbrush holder. :)

Anonymous said...

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You should learn to spell one of your good friends and my roommates' name right. M-A-R-I-S-A.
She gets very offended you know.
C

MW Rice said...

Corey,
Marrysqqua and I have a very special relationship that transcends name spelling. She calls me my-kuhl, and I improvise everytime. Don't be jealous :)
My-kuhl waryn rico