Sample Email to Texas State Professors

Sunday Morning, 2am. October 10, Two Thousand and Four

As you may or may not know, late last night I sent a mass email to everyone informing them of my bimonthly email address change (to michaelwrice@gmail.com). Unbeknownst to me, three of my distinguished professors from Texas State happened to be on that list, and they received my email. I imagine were either agitated, cared very little, or both simultaneously. Anywho, this was the psuedo apology letter I sent to them, although now I am regretful and borderline ashamed of that capricious action. A friend suggested this is "blogworthy", so here is what I typed:

Sir,
I'd like to call myself out on sending you my "new and improved" email
address.  I imagine you do not care which is understandable.  I
accidentally sent it to everyone and apologize.

Regards,
Michael W. Rice
(from class)
((at Texas State))
(((In San Marcos)))
((((In Texas))))
(((((In the United States)))))
((((((On the continent of N. America))))))
(((((((On earth)))))))
((((((((In the sol system))))))))
(((((((((Within the Milky Way Galaxy)))))))))
((((((((((In the infinitely expanding universe))))))))))

*Note to reader: As I write in Austin at 2am on Sunday morning, I have yet to receive a reply.